12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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