I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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