THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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