i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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