Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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