Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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