All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
