how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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