I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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