party gras won. party gras always wins.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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