nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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