This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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