oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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