I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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