Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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