Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm sobbing to NWA
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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