...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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