And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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