Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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