so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you win again, gameday.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
birth control should be required to get into college
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize