i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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