love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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