if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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