dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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