I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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