Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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