i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
farters have to be the big spoon...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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