Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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