would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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