She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
