I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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