i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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