things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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