I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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