Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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