Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just puked most of my soul out..
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