that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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