I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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