Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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