It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i think im in europe. pls send help
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