We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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