mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
It's Friday. Sex?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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