you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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