we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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