How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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