Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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