I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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