That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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