after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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