i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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