Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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