is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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